Sorry Sports fans!........but all i want to do is reference the awesome quotes from the eppisode of psych i watched last night!
Shawn and Gus are hilarious and you know it! so here are some quotes from my favorite eppisodes of psych
Shawn: "Pull over...good morning detectives, collecting donations for the policemen's ball?"
Det. Lassiter: "We don't have balls."
Shawn: "Honestly I have no response to that."
Shawn: "Chips say your a cheater-cheater pumpkin-eater"
J.P.: "Is that right"
Shawn: "Yeah"
J.P. "And we're suppose to believe your a psychic or something, if you were a psychic I wouldn't be cleaning your clock right now."
Shawn: "Cleaning my clock, what's that suppose to even mean. What you take time out of your day to clean another man's timepiece and if so that be a bad thing? No I'd be gracious, I'd be like, dude, J.P. thanks for spritzing my watch."
Shawn: "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?"
Shawn: Pffft, you can get all that at a hotdog-eating competition. Plus...hot dogs
Shawn: A case to go undercover in highschool ala "21 Jump Street". Clearly I'm Johnny Depp, sadly, you could only pass for Holly Robinson.
Gus: Why can't I be Richard Grieco?
Shawn: Why would you wanna be Richard Grieco?
Lassiter: Come here I have to get something off my chest.
Sean: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
gus: "shawn, in case you're confused, 'closed' means 'go away, stay out.'"
shawn: "yes, in the negative language dictionary, which is clearly the only edition you own. but in the positive language edition, 'closed' means 'come in, step over the chain, there's so many less people the trample all over what you're looking for."
Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn: But your eyes said yes.
Shawn: [to Lassiter] If this is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.
Jules: Wow, I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Shawn: Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.
Jules: Oh my God, that's great!
Shawn Spencer: They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn.
Shawn: Can you check for a John Doe, please? Actually, can you check all the does? Tae-quon, cookie, play, dosee...
Shawn Spencer: Gus, you have got to stop calling your nose "the Supersmeller." If you want to nickname a body part, man, nickname your butt. Call it "the Tightbouncer" or "the Hexagon." Ladies are going to dig that, I'm telling you.
Shawn: Well, at least that gives us the "how". Now we just gotta figure out the "why", which reminds me, Gus, will you please get us those tickets for The Who?
Gus: Where?
Shawn: We're just pawns in a sibling rivalry.
Gus: I'm nobody's pawn. I'm a queen.
Gus: I'm gonna be uncatchable, like a jackel!
Gus: Excuse me, I have a season pass-
[Shawn turns around from the desk]
Shawn: Oh, I'm so sorry sir. I didn't see you standing there, you know, being so stealth like
[Picks up phone]
Shawn: The jackle has arrived
Shawn: Wanna split a pineapple?
Alice Bundy: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Shawn: My name is Ichibod Fletchman. Sticky Icky to my boys. But that's neither here nor there. What's important is that this baby is 82% Hawaiian and I've got all afternoon.
Alice Bundy: Are you a crazy person?
Shawn: It's funny I was about to ask you the same thing. Only I was going to add "who likes to make toast" to the end of mine.
Shawn: stay put.... i wasn't put in the first place, come on! the expression is a complete disaster!
Sorry for the massive post but i kinda got carried away with all the psych-isms.....
Later
KRIS